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Axford circulated this from a post by Dennis Allen to
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us.Sample the to check for quality.Get a large bowl out.Check the again. To be sure it is of
the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink it.Turn on the electric mixer and beat one cup of in the large fluffy bowl.Add one teaspoon of and beat
again.Make sure the is still okay.Cry another tup. Turn off the mixer.Beat two leggs and add to the bowl.Chuck in the cup of dried .Mix on the turner.If fired druit gets stuck in the beatererers pry it loose
with a drewscriver.Sample the and check for
tonsisticity.Next sift two cups of or something.Who cares? Check the whiskey again.Now sift the and strain your .Add one table.Spoon. Of or something. Whatever you can
find.Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin 350 degrees.Don't forget to beat off the turner.Throw the bowl out the window.Check the again and go to bed.