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To infinity and beyond!E.2  How far are we going?

A.

Running a search facility on this FAQ has produced some interesting results from the notifications of both matches and non-matches. Sex has dropped to 10th place.

The entertaining bits are deep in the tail, like the user from Broomfield, CO, who typed in ‘How can I analyze a telephone to understand it better?’ (taking it to pieces is probably a start); the one from the Phillipines who wanted to know how to ‘describe the five fundamental interactions between X-rays or Gamma rays with matter’ (try DS9); the one from Culver City, CA, who asked ‘how are echinodermata organisms different from lower invertebrates?’ (like I care?); and the one from Lexington, KY, who asked ‘How do I add two text fields?’ (got me there, d00d, how do you multiply a lettuce and a cucumber?).

B.

 
Date: Fri, 09 Jul 1999 14:26:17 -0500 (EST) 
From: The Internet Oracle <oracle@cs.indiana.edu> 
Subject: The Oracle replies!
To: <address-removed> 
X-Planation: X-Face can be viewed with ftp.cs.indiana.edu:/pub/faces. 

The Internet Oracle has pondered your question
deeply. Your question was: 

> Oh Oracle most wise, all-seeing and all-knowing, 
> in thy wisdom grant me a response to my request: 
> 
> Is XML really going to cut the mustard? 

And in response, thus spake the Oracle: 
Well, since XML is a subset of SGML, and SGML 
has a <cut mustard> tag, I'd have to say yes.

You owe the Oracle a B1FF parser. 

For the SGML-curious among our readers, that's:

 
<!element cut - o empty>
<!attlist cut mustard (mustard) #required> 
<!-- :-) -->